there comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband… for example…

a wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. she reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

as she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. “hi darling”, he says, “your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. did you say ‘hello’?”



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One Response to hello

  1. I did that once. So embarrassing!

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