The Groomsman Show

Overheard at the recent groomsman trade show.

Bubba and Cooter at a trade show for buddy’s wedding….

… is that the solid brass or plated.
We actually have both, this is solid brass.
Barbie has the plated version at booth 12c.
Oh, thank you very much, we’ll go see Barbie.
Have a good show, guys.

Oh, quick question.
Where is the shag carpet booth.
That would be in Pavillion B.

Walk, stare.
Walk, stare.
Walk, stumble.

Look, Bubba a beverage cart.
Can we grab a couple from you, please.
Canadian or Bud.
Make it a couple of Buds for the boys.

Oh, quick question.
Where is the carpet dudes booth.
Just keep walking straight ahead and to the left side.

Walk, stare.
Walk, ogle.
Walk, stumble.

Orange, orange, orange, ask about the orange.
Settle down Bubba, and don’t spill in the booth.
Do you fella’s have any questions about the carpet.
The orange shag, is that …
Yes, Sir we have that available in several heights.

Did you have a style in mind.
Yeah, I kinda thought about a 70’s boogie van.
Very nice, our most popular choice.
I just shocked myself.
Try not to drag your feet Sir.

Stop spilling, Bubba.

Stop touching me, you’re  shocking me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah I can see her – will go over there after.
That is exactly the height and color.
This is very popular with the double plated chrome …
Sculpted yet, very nice, very nice indeed.

Bubba, you’re spilling again – here is $10 bucks go get us a couple more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ll meet your there …..

You guys gotta card?


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